everythingiswhatevernow:

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

Why is this funny

silk101:

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ig:kamiya_naomi

wendigopunk:

allistics:

allistics:

allistics:

meme songs that are objectively good

  • sound of silence
  • tota africa
  • flamingo (the kero kero bonito song)
  • anything by lemon demon
  • any songs by queen that are considered memes

how could i forget hooked on a feeling and numa numa you guys are so right. 

also rasputin and september by earth wind and fire

CARELESS WHISPER

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

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Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

Anonymous asked
why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!


umrzec:

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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsev0-7nNtM/

sugar-heckin-cookie:

my-vybe:

The Green Dragontail butterflies

Best quality: his wiggles!

catsbeaversandducks:

doublemeatwithguac:

Breakfast shenanigans with Sheik (full version)

OMG

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

badjokesbyjeff:

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